- God, absurdism, Edgar Allan Poe, paisley, dragon and damselflies, synesthesia, Isaac Asimov, beautiful brooches, pinstripes, Alfred Hitchcock's mystery magazine, the blue hour, the unexplained, paper airplanes, sleeping bags, boxing, cobblestones, home-made bracelets, hide and seek, escalators, water coolers, culture, heist or crime films, autistic savants, haute couture, candles, tentacles, biology, video games, carpeted floors, basements, trees and branches and ominous looking emerald vines, books, a skulk of foxes, crossword puzzles, zero bars, black nail polish, gardening, the colors gray, taupe and mauve, jewish holidays, birthday money, satire, late nights, the anatomy, herbal toothpaste, Alvin Schwartz, when you wake up after a nightmare and realize you're okay, penmanship, school trips, breakfast. ladybugs, vintage wallpaper, rock-n-roll, brushing my teeth, cute animals...all animals, road trips, forensics, "Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from dateline NBC. Would you have a seat over there please?", going from death metal to classical songs on my iPod, home movies, baby pictures, Buying a CD & reading the 'thank you's' section, waterparks, weekends, watermelon, alliteration, juxtaposition, irony, all english terms, telescopes, vines, libraries, adrenaline, trampolines, paper clips, mythology, the smell of chlorine in a pool, the Amtrak, making something out of nothing, True Blood, H.P. Lovecraft, green tea ice cream, napping, hickeys, stained glass, really curvy women, Barnes & Noble, riding the subway, box sets of anything, Dudley Moore, macabre tales, movie posters, cherry blossoms, Jeopardy, Micheal Myers, fruit, fitted hats, Quentin Tarantino, luxury soaps, the blues, Harry Potter, moist towelettes, Conan O'Brian, gemstones (specifically Amethyst and Aquamarine) pottery making, "You are NOT the father." John Hughes, altruism, cranberry juice, spontaneous combustion, The Marauders Map, graffiti, boy shorts, drag queens, Stephen King, Edith Piaf, Dexter, ragtime music, freedom and tolerance, weeping willows, 'your mother' jokes. Stephen King, nutella, pomegranates, spiral staircases, demented comedy, sleeping, when your fingers wrinkle in water, "thats what she said.", correct grammar, David Firth, energy drinks, Clark Ashton Smith. glass figurines, potpourri, dream catchers, Venus flytraps, peacock feathers, and the exquisite Michael Jesse Abolafia <3
None has ever understood me more….thank god this is a post so don’t feel so alone.
dude i have so many psychological problems i’m still not over but therapists don’t do anything but make you feel like a fucked up weirdo you’re better off talking to yourself in a mirror and repeating “i understand” to get the same effect
Boogeymen - part of a series of eerie stereoviews - dated 1923 (Via)
Ugliest clothes ever regardless…wait what was this faggot even talking about again
Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.
Dr. Cox: Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever - gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ‘cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.
Okay this goes down in history of my favorite celeb outfit of all time